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Say what you're actually thinking

Merch for adults who are officially over pretending

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Life's Too Short for Polite Bullshit.

We make merch that says the thing everyone's thinking but nobody's saying out loud.

Snappy Tooth Crown Humor Tee

Snappy Tooth Crown Humor Tee

Regular price $29.99 USD

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vIsion, crEATivity, pASSion T-Shirt

vIsion, crEATivity, pASSion T-Shirt

Regular price From $28.99 USD

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Kiss My Whole Ass Hidden Message Mug

Kiss My Whole Ass Hidden Message Mug

Regular price $19.99 USD

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Oh, For Fox Sake Ceramic Mug

Oh, For Fox Sake Ceramic Mug

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Just A Girl Who Loves Peckers — Retro Trucker Hat

Just A Girl Who Loves Peckers — Retro Trucker Hat

Regular price $29.99 USD

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Sadbucks Travel Mug

Sadbucks Travel Mug

Regular price $33.99 USD

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Cuntry Girl Camo Trucker Hat — Pink

Cuntry Girl Camo Trucker Hat — Pink

Regular price $35.99 USD

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Weirdos Unite! Hoodie

Weirdos Unite! Hoodie

Regular price From $42.99 USD

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New Arrivals
Fresh Fuckery, Just Dropped.

New Arrivals
Gifts Under $30
Great Gifts. Zero Guilt. All Attitude.

Gifts Under $30
Best Sellers
The Crowd Has Spoken. Loudly.

Best Sellers
Hats
The Hat That Says It All.

Hats
Kitchen & Home
Your Kitchen. Your Rules. Your Attitude.

Kitchen & Home
Mugs
Start Every Morning With Sarcasm.

Mugs
T-Shirts
Wear It. Mean It.

T-Shirts
Hoodies
Cozy. Unbothered. Correct.

Hoodies

We Make Merch For People Who Are Done Pretending

Adulting is hard. Not "haha relatable" hard — genuinely, existentially, who-approved-this hard. We sprinted toward adulthood and arrived to find electric bills, passive-aggressive emails, and absolutely no one in charge. Wicked Lotus exists for everyone who needs a mug that gets it, a shirt that says it, and a hoodie that makes it perfectly clear you are not accepting visitors today. We put the things people actually think onto things people actually wear — because if you can't laugh at this beautiful mess, what are we even doing? Bold. Sarcastic. Unapologetically you.

We're real people

We get it. We treat people how we want to be treated. Have a problem with something, let us know asap so we can fix it.

Creative & Quality

Our team of crazy and a lil fucked up designers may not be PC, but take quality seriously.

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